Dear Mr. Gallo,
I do not really like scary movies, but I think if I was ever in one, I would like you to play the character that I think will keep me safe, but who turns out to be the murderer, and I will never suspect you because you are so beautiful, albeit somewhat creepy.
I would also like to thank you for always looking so uncommonly intense.
Sincerely,
Lace
Be Careful Lace, I don't want to have to report you to any authorities should Vincent Gallo suddenly happen to have a stalker. But in general I like writing public letters on my blog too. I wrote one to Christopher Nolan and I like to think that it's what keeps him inspired. I'm sure you're doing the same for Mr. Gallo
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